Daven Says

After spending a long time playing outside today, I was attempting to get Daven to rest. " Just come snuggle with mommy for a few minutes. "

He did snuggle, but he's also a squirmy wormy that has no intentions of settling down. He stood up on the couch, turned to look at me and said,

"Mommy, you're a toilet!"

He then sat on me and said, "Pssssst! Pee! Poop! Toot! I went potty on you!"

What the...