Daven Says

"Hey, those are my favorite!" Daven pointed to the box of thin mints on the side table that daddy had left out from last night. 

"Are they from the Girl Scouts?"  

"Yep, they sure are. "

"Do they match my poop?"

"What?"

"Do the cookies match my poop because they are brown?"

"Yeah, I guess they do, huh?"

"Yeah because my poop is brown, too. "

There's a new slogan for those peppy Girl Scouts to use while peddling their cookies: Thin Mints - they match your poop.