"Mommy, why do you pee out of your tushie?"
Daven appears to be scratching his, ahem, "hole":
"Daven, what the matter with your tushie?"
"Oh, nothing. It's just ticklish so I'm tickling my tushie hole. "
After he had bit the inside of his cheek earlier in the day:
"Mommy, I have a sore nipple in my mouth. "